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Tempt me with a spoon!
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| Linux Miscellaneous: 493 of 644 |
Thank you for observing all safety precautions.
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That's odd. That's very odd. Wouldn't you say that's very odd?
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That's what she said.
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The adjective is the banana peel of the parts of speech.
-- Clifton Fadiman
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The beauty of a pun is in the "Oy!" of the beholder.
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The best prophet of the future is the past.
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The cart has no place where a fifth wheel could be used.
-- Herbert von Fritzlar
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The day advanced as if to light some work of mine; it was morning,
and lo! now it is evening, and nothing memorable is accomplished.
-- H.D. Thoreau
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The day after tomorrow is the third day of the rest of your life.
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