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Humor: Best of Fortunes for the month of March, 2008


Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.
Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.

Comparing software engineering to classical engineering assumes...
Comparing software engineering to classical engineering assumes that software has the ability to wear out. Software typically behaves, or it does not. It either works, or it does not. Software generally does not degrade, abrade, stretch, twist,...

"OK, now let's look at four dimensions on...
"OK, now let's look at four dimensions on the blackboard." -- Dr. Joy

Have a nice day!
Have a nice day!

... I don't like FRANK SINATRA or his CHILDREN.
... I don't like FRANK SINATRA or his CHILDREN.

Edwin Meese made me wear CORDOVANS!!
Edwin Meese made me wear CORDOVANS!!

Hold the MAYO & pass the COSMIC AWARENESS ...
Hold the MAYO & pass the COSMIC AWARENESS ...

How do I get HOME?
How do I get HOME?

I guess you guys got BIG MUSCLES from doing too much STUDYING!
I guess you guys got BIG MUSCLES from doing too much STUDYING!

I'm ZIPPY the PINHEAD and I'm totally committed to the festive...
I'm ZIPPY the PINHEAD and I'm totally committed to the festive mode.

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