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Hold the MAYO & pass the COSMIC AWARENESS ...
Hold the MAYO & pass the COSMIC AWARENESS ...

So this is what it feels like to be potato salad
So this is what it feels like to be potato salad

So, if we convert SUPPLY-SIDE SOYABEAN FUTURES into HIGH-YIELD...
So, if we convert SUPPLY-SIDE SOYABEAN FUTURES into HIGH-YIELD T-BILL INDICATORS, the PRE-INFLATIONARY risks will DWINDLE to a rate of 2 SHOPPING SPREES per EGGPLANT!!

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