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Humor: Best of Fortunes for Friday December 2, 2011


Most of our lives are about proving something, either...
Most of our lives are about proving something, either to ourselves or to someone else.

If you stick a stock of liquor in your locker, It is slick...
If you stick a stock of liquor in your locker, It is slick to stick a lock upon your stock. Or some joker who is slicker, Will trick you of your liquor, If you fail to lock your liquor with a lock.

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