Humor: Best of Fortunes for Saturday January 30, 2016

A wicked stone cutter named Cary Drilled holes in divine...
A wicked stone cutter named Cary Drilled holes in divine statuary. With eyes full of malice He pulled out his phallus, And buggered a stone Virgin Mary.

All the female apes ran from King Kong For his dong...
All the female apes ran from King Kong For his dong was unspeakably long. But a friendly giraffe Quaffed his yard and a half, And ecstatically burst into song.

An anonymous woman we knew Was dozing one day in her pew; ...
An anonymous woman we knew Was dozing one day in her pew; When the preacher yelled "Sin!" She said, "Count me in As soon as the service is through."

An impish young fellow named James Had a passion for idiot...
An impish young fellow named James Had a passion for idiot games. He lighted the hair Of his lady's affair And laughed as she pissed through the flames.

There once was a floozie named Annie Whose prices were...
There once was a floozie named Annie Whose prices were cosy--but cannie: A buck for a fuck, Fifty cents for a suck, And a dime for a feel of her fanny.

There once was a girl from Madras Who had such a beautiful...
There once was a girl from Madras Who had such a beautiful ass - It was not round and pink ( as you bastards think ) But had two ears, a tail, and ate grass.

There was an old fellow named Art Who awoke with a horrible...
There was an old fellow named Art Who awoke with a horrible start, For down by his rump Was a generous lump Of what should have been just a fart.

How's it going in those MODULAR LOVE UNITS??
How's it going in those MODULAR LOVE UNITS??