Humor: Best of Fortunes for Thursday December 15, 2016

There appears before you a threatening figure clad all over...
There appears before you a threatening figure clad all over in heavy black armor. His legs seem like the massive trunk of the oak tree. His broad shoulders and helmeted head loom high over your own puny frame and you realize that his powerful arms...

An amazon giantess named Dunne Let a midget screw her for fun...
An amazon giantess named Dunne Let a midget screw her for fun. But the poor little runt Was engulfed in her cunt And re-born as the twin of his son.

There was a young lady named Gilda Who went on a date with...
There was a young lady named Gilda Who went on a date with a builder. He said that he would, And he could and he should, And he did and it damn well near killed her.

There was a young man of Devizes Whose balls were of different...
There was a young man of Devizes Whose balls were of different sizes. His tool when at ease, Hung down to his knees, Oh, what must it be when it rises!