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Humor: Best of Fortunes for Tuesday April 12, 2016


Honi soit la vache qui rit.
Honi soit la vache qui rit.

We're mortal -- which is to say, we're ignorant, stupid,...
We're mortal -- which is to say, we're ignorant, stupid, and sinful -- but those are only handicaps. Our pride is that nevertheless, now and then, we do our best. A few times we succeed. What more dare we ask for? -- Ensign Flandry

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