| Humor: Friday January 5, 2024 - Best of Fortunes |
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Humor: Best of Fortunes for Friday January 5, 2024ACHTUNG!!!
Das machine is nicht fur gefingerpoken...
ACHTUNG!!! Das machine is nicht fur gefingerpoken und mittengrabben. Ist easy schnappen der springenwerk, blowenfusen und corkenpoppen mit spitzensparken. Ist nicht fur gewerken by das dummkopfen. Das rubbernecken sightseeren keepen hands in... There was a young lady of Kent, Who admitted she knew what... There was a young lady of Kent, Who admitted she knew what it meant When men asked her to dine, And plied her with wine, She knew, oh she knew -- but she went! "IBM uses what I like to call the 'hole-in-the-ground... "IBM uses what I like to call the 'hole-in-the-ground technique' to destroy the competition..... IBM digs a big HOLE in the ground and covers it with leaves. It then puts a big POT OF GOLD nearby. Then it gives the call, 'Hey, look at all this gold,... "There are things that are so serious that you can only... "There are things that are so serious that you can only joke about them" - Heisenberg 8) Use common sense in routing cable. Avoid wrapping coax... 8) Use common sense in routing cable. Avoid wrapping coax around sources of strong electric or magnetic fields. Do not wrap the cable around flourescent light ballasts or cyclotrons, for example. -- Ethernet Headstart Product, Information... Garbage In, Gospel Out Garbage In, Gospel Out Humor: Best of Fortunes for Friday January 5, 2024
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