Freebsd Fortunes 2

According to convention there is a sweet and a bitter, a hot and a cold,
and according to convention, there is an order.  In truth, there are atoms
and a void.
                -- Democritus, 400 B.C.

According to my best recollection, I don't remember.
                -- Vincent "Jimmy Blue Eyes" Alo

According to the latest official figures,
43% of all statistics are totally worthless.

According to the Rand McNally Places-Rated Almanac, the best place to live in
America is the city of Pittsburgh.  The city of New York came in twenty-fifth.
Here in New York we really don't care too much.  Because we know that we could
beat up their city anytime.
                -- David Letterman

According to the Rand McNally Places-Rated Almanac, the best place to live in
America is the city of Pittsburgh.  The city of New York came in twenty-fifth.
Here in New York we really don't care too much. Because we know that we could
beat up their city anytime.
                -- David Letterman

ACCORDION:
        A bagpipe with pleats.

ACCURACY:
        The vice of being right.

Acid -- better living through chemistry.

Acid absorbs 47 times its own weight in excess Reality.

Acquaintance, n:
        A person whom we know well enough to borrow from but not well
        enough to lend to.  A degree of friendship called slight when the
        object is poor or obscure, and intimate when he is rich or famous.
                -- Ambrose Bierce