| Freebsd Fortunes 2: 1044 of 1371 |
According to my best recollection, I don't remember.
-- Vincent "Jimmy Blue Eyes" Alo
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| Freebsd Fortunes 2: 1045 of 1371 |
According to the latest official figures,
43% of all statistics are totally worthless.
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| Freebsd Fortunes 2: 1046 of 1371 |
According to the Rand McNally Places-Rated Almanac, the best place to live in
America is the city of Pittsburgh. The city of New York came in twenty-fifth.
Here in New York we really don't care too much. Because we know that we could
beat up their city anytime.
-- David Letterman
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| Freebsd Fortunes 2: 1047 of 1371 |
According to the Rand McNally Places-Rated Almanac, the best place to live in
America is the city of Pittsburgh. The city of New York came in twenty-fifth.
Here in New York we really don't care too much. Because we know that we could
beat up their city anytime.
-- David Letterman
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| Freebsd Fortunes 2: 1048 of 1371 |
ACCORDION:
A bagpipe with pleats.
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| Freebsd Fortunes 2: 1049 of 1371 |
ACCURACY:
The vice of being right.
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| Freebsd Fortunes 2: 1050 of 1371 |
Acid -- better living through chemistry.
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| Freebsd Fortunes 2: 1051 of 1371 |
Acid absorbs 47 times its own weight in excess Reality.
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| Freebsd Fortunes 2: 1052 of 1371 |
Acquaintance, n:
A person whom we know well enough to borrow from but not well
enough to lend to. A degree of friendship called slight when the
object is poor or obscure, and intimate when he is rich or famous.
-- Ambrose Bierce
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| Freebsd Fortunes 2: 1053 of 1371 |
Acting is an art which consists of keeping the audience from coughing.
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