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Fortune: 1049 - 1058 of 1371 from Freebsd Fortunes 2

Freebsd Fortunes 2:  1049 of 1371

ACCURACY:
        The vice of being right.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 2:  1050 of 1371

Acid -- better living through chemistry.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 2:  1051 of 1371

Acid absorbs 47 times its own weight in excess Reality.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 2:  1052 of 1371

Acquaintance, n:
        A person whom we know well enough to borrow from but not well
        enough to lend to.  A degree of friendship called slight when the
        object is poor or obscure, and intimate when he is rich or famous.
                -- Ambrose Bierce
 
Freebsd Fortunes 2:  1053 of 1371

Acting is an art which consists of keeping the audience from coughing.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 2:  1054 of 1371

Acting is not very hard.  The most important things are to be able to laugh
and cry.  If I have to cry, I think of my sex life.  And if I have to laugh,
well, I think of my sex life.
                -- Glenda Jackson
 
Freebsd Fortunes 2:  1055 of 1371

Actor                   Real Name

Boris Karloff           William Henry Pratt
Cary Grant              Archibald Leach
Edward G. Robinson      Emmanual Goldenburg
Gene Wilder             Gerald Silberman
John Wayne              Marion Morrison
Kirk Douglas            Issur Danielovitch
Richard Burton          Richard Jenkins Jr.
Roy Rogers              Leonard Slye
Woody Allen             Allen Stewart Konigsberg
 
Freebsd Fortunes 2:  1056 of 1371

Actor:  So what do you do for a living?
Doris:  I work for a company that makes deceptively shallow serving
        dishes for Chinese restaurants.
                -- Woody Allen, "Without Feathers"
 
Freebsd Fortunes 2:  1057 of 1371

Actresses will happen in the best regulated families.
                -- Addison Mizner and Oliver Herford, "The Entirely
                New Cynic's Calendar", 1905
 
Freebsd Fortunes 2:  1058 of 1371

Actually, my goal is to have a sandwich named after me.
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