Freebsd Fortunes 2

Among the lucky, you are the chosen one.

An acid is like a woman:  a good one will eat through your pants.
                -- Mel Gibson, Saturday Night Live

An actor's a guy who if you ain't talkin' about him, ain't listening.
                -- Marlon Brando

An Ada exception is when a routine gets
in trouble and says 'Beam me up, Scotty'.

An adequate bootstrap is a contradiction in terms.

An Aggie farmer was lifting his hogs, one by one, up to the branches of
his apple trees to graze on the apples.  A Texas student walked by and
asked him, "Doesn't that take a lot of time?"
        Replied the Aggie, "What's time to a hog?"

An alcoholic is someone you don't like who drinks as much as you do.
                -- Dylan Thomas

An algorithm must be seen to be believed.
                -- D.E. Knuth

An ambassador is an honest man sent abroad
to lie and intrigue for the benefit of his country.
                -- Sir Henry Wotton, 1568-1639

An amendment to a motion may be amended, but an amendment to an amendment
to a motion may not be amended.  However, a substitute for an amendment to
and amendment to a motion may be adopted and the substitute may be amended.
                -- The Montana legislature's contribution to the English
                language.