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I don't know anything about music.  In my line you don't have to.
                -- Elvis Presley

I dread success.  To have succeeded is to have finished one's business on
earth, like the male spider, who is killed by the female the moment he has
succeeded in his courtship.  I like a state of continual becoming, with a
goal in front and not behind.
                -- George Bernard Shaw

I had another dream the other day about music critics.  They were small
and rodent-like with padlocked ears, as if they had stepped out of a
painting by Goya.
                -- Stravinsky

I have a very strange feeling about this...
                -- Luke Skywalker

"I have come up with a sure-fire concept for a hit television show,
which would be called `A Live Celebrity Gets Eaten by a Shark'."
                -- Dave Barry, "The Wonders of Sharks on TV"

I have had my television aerials removed.  It's the moral equivalent
of a prostate operation.
                -- Malcolm Muggeridge

I have more humility in my little finger than you have in your whole BODY!
                -- from "Cerebus" #82

I knew her before she was a virgin.
                -- Oscar Levant, on Doris Day

I never failed to convince an audience that the best thing they
could do was to go away.

I never made a mistake in my life.  I thought I did once, but I was wrong.
                -- Lucy Van Pelt