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I think we're in trouble.
-- Han Solo
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I think... I think it's in my basement... Let me go upstairs and check.
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I truly wish I could be a great surgeon or philosopher or author or anything
constructive, but in all honesty I'd rather turn up my amplifier full blast
and drown myself in the noise.
-- Charles Schmid, the "Tucson Murderer"
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I used to be disgusted, now I find I'm just amused.
-- Elvis Costello
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I was working on a case. It had to be a case, because I couldn't afford a
desk. Then I saw her. This tall blond lady. She must have been tall
because I was on the third floor. She rolled her deep blue eyes towards
me. I picked them up and rolled them back. We kissed. She screamed. I
took the cigarette from my mouth and kissed her again.
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I watch television because you don't know what it will do if you leave it
in the room alone.
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I went into the business for the money, and the art grew out of it. If
people are disillusioned by that remark, I can't help it. It's the truth.
-- Charlie Chaplin
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I went to a Grateful Dead Concert and they played for SEVEN hours. Great song.
-- Fred Reuss
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I WISH I HAD A KRYPTONITE CROSS, because then you could keep both Dracula
and Superman away.
-- Jack Handley, The New Mexican, 1988.
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I wish there was a knob on the TV to turn up the intelligence. There's a
knob called "brightness", but it doesn't seem to work.