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If Beethoven's Seventh Symphony is not by some means abridged, it will soon
fall into disuse.
-- Philip Hale, Boston music critic, 1837
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| Linux Art: 164 of 460 |
If dolphins are so smart, why did Flipper work for television?
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| Linux Art: 165 of 460 |
If God didn't mean for us to juggle, tennis balls wouldn't come three to a can.
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| Linux Art: 166 of 460 |
If God had intended Man to Watch TV, He would have given him Rabbit Ears.
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If I had any humility I would be perfect.
-- Ted Turner
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If I had done everything I'm credited with, I'd be speaking to you from
a laboratory jar at Harvard.
-- Frank Sinatra
AS USUAL, YOUR INFORMATION STINKS.
-- Frank Sinatra, telegram to "Time" magazine
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If I have to lay an egg for my country, I'll do it.
-- Bob Hope
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If it ain't baroque, don't phiques it.
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If it were thought that anything I wrote was influenced by Robert Frost,
I would take that particular work of mine, shred it, and flush it down
the toilet, hoping not to clog the pipes. A more sententious, holding-
forth old bore who expected every hero-worshiping adenoidal little twerp
of a student-poet to hang on to his every word I never saw.
-- James Dickey
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If life is a stage, I want some better lighting.
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