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Love thy neighbor, tune thy piano.
 
Linux Art:  232 of 460

Lucy:   Dance, dance, dance.  That is all you ever do.
        Can't you be serious for once?
Snoopy: She is right!  I think I had better think
        of the more important things in life!
        (pause)
        Tomorrow!!
 
Linux Art:  233 of 460

Luke, I'm yer father, eh.  Come over to the dark side, you hoser.
                -- Dave Thomas, "Strange Brew"
 
Linux Art:  234 of 460

Maj. Bloodnok:  Seagoon, you're a coward!
Seagoon:        Only in the holiday season.
Maj. Bloodnok:  Ah, another Noel Coward!
 
Linux Art:  235 of 460

Mandrell: "You know what I think?"
Doctor:   "Ah, ah that's a catch question. With a brain your size you
          don't think, right?"
                -- Dr. Who
 
Linux Art:  236 of 460

Many of the characters are fools and they are always playing
tricks on me and treating me badly.
                -- Jorge Luis Borges, from "Writers on Writing" by Jon Winokur
 
Linux Art:  237 of 460

Maryel brought her bat into Exit once and started whacking people on
the dance floor.  Now everyone's doing it.  It's called grand slam dancing.
                -- Ransford, Chicago Reader 10/7/83
 
Linux Art:  238 of 460

Mate, this parrot wouldn't VOOM if you put four million volts through it!
                -- Monty Python
 
Linux Art:  239 of 460

"Microwave oven?  Whaddya mean, it's a microwave oven?  I've been watching
Channel 4 on the thing for two weeks."
 
Linux Art:  240 of 460

Might as well be frank, monsieur.  It would take a miracle to get you out
of Casablanca and the Germans have outlawed miracles.
                -- Casablanca
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