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Linux Art:  260 of 460

Noone ever built a statue to a critic.
 
Linux Art:  261 of 460

Not all who own a harp are harpers.
                -- Marcus Terentius Varro
 
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Notes for a ballet, "The Spell": ... Suddenly Sigmund hears the flutter of
wings, and a group of wild swans flies across the moon ... Sigmund is
astounded to see that their leader is part swan and part woman --
unfortunately, divided lengthwise.  She enchants Sigmund, who is careful
not to make any poultry jokes.
                -- Woody Allen
 
Linux Art:  263 of 460

Oh Dad!  We're ALL Devo!
 
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        "Oh sure, this costume may look silly, but it lets me get in and out
of dangerous situations -- I work for a federal task force doing a survey on
urban crime.  Look, here's my ID, and here's a number you can call, that will
put you through to our central base in Atlanta.  Go ahead, call -- they'll
confirm who I am.
        "Unless, of course, the Astro-Zombies have destroyed it."
                -- Captain Freedom
 
Linux Art:  265 of 460

Oh, Aunty Em, it's so good to be home!
 
Linux Art:  266 of 460

Old MacDonald had an agricultural real estate tax abatement.
 
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Old musicians never die, they just decompose.
 
Linux Art:  268 of 460

Once, I read that a man be never stronger than when he truly realizes how
weak he is.
                -- Jim Starlin, "Captain Marvel #31"
 
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One big pile is better than two little piles.
                -- Arlo Guthrie
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