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Noone ever built a statue to a critic.
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Not all who own a harp are harpers.
-- Marcus Terentius Varro
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Notes for a ballet, "The Spell": ... Suddenly Sigmund hears the flutter of
wings, and a group of wild swans flies across the moon ... Sigmund is
astounded to see that their leader is part swan and part woman --
unfortunately, divided lengthwise. She enchants Sigmund, who is careful
not to make any poultry jokes.
-- Woody Allen
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Oh Dad! We're ALL Devo!
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"Oh sure, this costume may look silly, but it lets me get in and out
of dangerous situations -- I work for a federal task force doing a survey on
urban crime. Look, here's my ID, and here's a number you can call, that will
put you through to our central base in Atlanta. Go ahead, call -- they'll
confirm who I am.
"Unless, of course, the Astro-Zombies have destroyed it."
-- Captain Freedom
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Oh, Aunty Em, it's so good to be home!
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Old MacDonald had an agricultural real estate tax abatement.
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Old musicians never die, they just decompose.
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Once, I read that a man be never stronger than when he truly realizes how
weak he is.
-- Jim Starlin, "Captain Marvel #31"
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One big pile is better than two little piles.
-- Arlo Guthrie
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