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        "Oh sure, this costume may look silly, but it lets me get in and out
of dangerous situations -- I work for a federal task force doing a survey on
urban crime.  Look, here's my ID, and here's a number you can call, that will
put you through to our central base in Atlanta.  Go ahead, call -- they'll
confirm who I am.
        "Unless, of course, the Astro-Zombies have destroyed it."
                -- Captain Freedom
 
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Oh, Aunty Em, it's so good to be home!
 
Linux Art:  266 of 460

Old MacDonald had an agricultural real estate tax abatement.
 
Linux Art:  267 of 460

Old musicians never die, they just decompose.
 
Linux Art:  268 of 460

Once, I read that a man be never stronger than when he truly realizes how
weak he is.
                -- Jim Starlin, "Captain Marvel #31"
 
Linux Art:  269 of 460

One big pile is better than two little piles.
                -- Arlo Guthrie
 
Linux Art:  270 of 460

Oprah Winfrey has an incredible talent for getting the weirdest people to
talk to.  And you just HAVE to watch it.  "Blind, masochistic minority,
crippled, depressed, government latrine diggers, and the women who love
them too much on the next Oprah Winfrey."
 
Linux Art:  271 of 460

        Penn's aunts made great apple pies at low prices.  No one else in
town could compete with the pie rates of Penn's aunts.
 
Linux Art:  272 of 460

People in general do not willingly read if they have anything else to
amuse them.
                -- S. Johnson
 
Linux Art:  273 of 460

Perhaps no person can be a poet, or even enjoy poetry without a certain
unsoundness of mind.
                -- Thomas Macaulay
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