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Old MacDonald had an agricultural real estate tax abatement.
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Old musicians never die, they just decompose.
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Once, I read that a man be never stronger than when he truly realizes how
weak he is.
-- Jim Starlin, "Captain Marvel #31"
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One big pile is better than two little piles.
-- Arlo Guthrie
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Oprah Winfrey has an incredible talent for getting the weirdest people to
talk to. And you just HAVE to watch it. "Blind, masochistic minority,
crippled, depressed, government latrine diggers, and the women who love
them too much on the next Oprah Winfrey."
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Penn's aunts made great apple pies at low prices. No one else in
town could compete with the pie rates of Penn's aunts.
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People in general do not willingly read if they have anything else to
amuse them.
-- S. Johnson
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Perhaps no person can be a poet, or even enjoy poetry without a certain
unsoundness of mind.
-- Thomas Macaulay
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Plato, by the way, wanted to banish all poets from his proposed Utopia
because they were liars. The truth was that Plato knew philosophers
couldn't compete successfully with poets.
-- Kilgore Trout (Philip J. Farmer), "Venus on the Half Shell"
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Playing an unamplified electric guitar is like strumming on a picnic table.
-- Dave Barry, "The Snake"
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