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Linux Art:  267 of 460

Old musicians never die, they just decompose.
 
Linux Art:  268 of 460

Once, I read that a man be never stronger than when he truly realizes how
weak he is.
                -- Jim Starlin, "Captain Marvel #31"
 
Linux Art:  269 of 460

One big pile is better than two little piles.
                -- Arlo Guthrie
 
Linux Art:  270 of 460

Oprah Winfrey has an incredible talent for getting the weirdest people to
talk to.  And you just HAVE to watch it.  "Blind, masochistic minority,
crippled, depressed, government latrine diggers, and the women who love
them too much on the next Oprah Winfrey."
 
Linux Art:  271 of 460

        Penn's aunts made great apple pies at low prices.  No one else in
town could compete with the pie rates of Penn's aunts.
 
Linux Art:  272 of 460

People in general do not willingly read if they have anything else to
amuse them.
                -- S. Johnson
 
Linux Art:  273 of 460

Perhaps no person can be a poet, or even enjoy poetry without a certain
unsoundness of mind.
                -- Thomas Macaulay
 
Linux Art:  274 of 460

Plato, by the way, wanted to banish all poets from his proposed Utopia
because they were liars.  The truth was that Plato knew philosophers
couldn't compete successfully with poets.
                -- Kilgore Trout (Philip J. Farmer), "Venus on the Half Shell"
 
Linux Art:  275 of 460

Playing an unamplified electric guitar is like strumming on a picnic table.
                -- Dave Barry, "The Snake"
 
Linux Art:  276 of 460

Please, won't somebody tell me what diddie-wa-diddie means?
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