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Linux Art:  289 of 460

Satire is tragedy plus time.
                -- Lenny Bruce
 
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Satire is what closes in New Haven.
 
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Satire is what closes Saturday night.
                -- George Kaufman
 
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'Scuse me, while I kiss the sky!
                -- Robert James Marshall (Jimi) Hendrix
 
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She ran the gamut of emotions from 'A' to 'B'.
                -- Dorothy Parker, on a Kate Hepburn performance
 
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"She said, `I know you ... you cannot sing'.  I said, `That's nothing,
you should hear me play piano.'"
                -- Morrisey
 
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She was good at playing abstract confusion in the same way a midget is
good at being short.
                -- Clive James, on Marilyn Monroe
 
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Shhh... be vewy, vewy, quiet!  I'm hunting wabbits...
 
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Show business is just like high school, except you get paid.
                -- Martin Mull
 
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Sir, it's very possible this asteroid is not stable.
                -- C3P0
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