Linux Art

"She said, `I know you ... you cannot sing'.  I said, `That's nothing,
you should hear me play piano.'"
                -- Morrisey

She was good at playing abstract confusion in the same way a midget is
good at being short.
                -- Clive James, on Marilyn Monroe

Shhh... be vewy, vewy, quiet!  I'm hunting wabbits...

Show business is just like high school, except you get paid.
                -- Martin Mull

Sir, it's very possible this asteroid is not stable.
                -- C3P0

Skill without imagination is craftsmanship and gives us many useful objects
such as wickerwork picnic baskets.  Imagination without skill gives us modern
art.
                -- Tom Stoppard

Smile!  You're on Candid Camera.

Snakes.  Why did it have to be snakes?
                -- Indiana Jones, "Raiders of the Lost Ark"

Snoopy: No problem is so big that it can't be run away from.

Snow White has become a camera buff.  She spends hours and hours
shooting pictures of the seven dwarfs and their antics.  Then she
mails the exposed film to a cut rate photo service.  It takes weeks
for the developed film to arrive in the mail, but that is all right
with Snow White.  She clears the table, washes the dishes and sweeps
the floor, all the while singing "Someday my prints will come."