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Television has brought back murder into the home -- where it belongs.
        -- Alfred Hitchcock
 
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Television has proved that people will look at anything rather than each other.
                -- Ann Landers
 
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Television is a medium because anything well done is rare.
                -- attributed to both Fred Allen and Ernie Kovacs
 
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Television is now so desperately hungry for material that it is scraping
the top of the barrel.
                -- Gore Vidal
 
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Ten years of rejection slips is nature's way of telling you to stop writing.
                -- R. Geis
 
Linux Art:  319 of 460

That's no moon...
                -- Obi-wan Kenobi
 
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The Angels want to wear my red shoes.
                -- E. Costello
 
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The best definition of a gentleman is a man who can play the accordion --
but doesn't.
                -- Tom Crichton
 
Linux Art:  322 of 460

        The big problem with pornography is defining it.  You can't just
say it's pictures of people naked.  For example, you have these
primitive African tribes that exist by chasing the wildebeest on foot,
and they have to go around largely naked, because, as the old tribal
saying goes: "N'wam k'honi soit qui mali," which means, "If you think
you can catch a wildebeest in this climate and wear clothes at the same
time, then I have some beach front property in the desert region of
Northern Mali that you may be interested in."
        So it's not considered pornographic when National Geographic
publishes color photographs of these people hunting the wildebeest
naked, or pounding one rock onto another rock for some primitive reason
naked, or whatever.  But if National Geographic were to publish an
article entitled "The Girls of the California Junior College System
Hunt the Wildebeest Naked," some people would call it pornography.  But
others would not.  And still others, such as the Spectacularly Rev.
Jerry Falwell, would get upset about seeing the wildebeest naked.
                -- Dave Barry, "Pornography"
 
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The cable TV sex channels don't expand our horizons, don't make us better
people, and don't come in clearly enough.
                -- Bill Maher
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