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This wasn't just plain terrible, this was fancy terrible.  This was terrible
with raisins in it.
                -- Dorothy Parker
 
Linux Art:  392 of 460

        Three actors, Tom, Fred, and Cec, wanted to do the jousting scene
from Don Quixote for a local TV show.  "I'll play the title role," proposed
Tom.  "Fred can portray Sancho Panza, and Cecil B. De Mille."
 
Linux Art:  393 of 460

Three hours a day will produce as much as a man ought to write.
                -- Trollope
 
Linux Art:  394 of 460

To be is to do.
                -- I. Kant
To do is to be.
                -- A. Sartre
Do be a Do Bee!
                -- Miss Connie, Romper Room
Do be do be do!
                -- F. Sinatra
Yabba-Dabba-Doo!
                -- F. Flintstone
 
Linux Art:  395 of 460

Today you'll start getting heavy metal radio on your dentures.
 
Linux Art:  396 of 460

Today's thrilling story has been brought to you by Mushies, the great new
cereal that gets soggy even without milk or cream.  Join us soon for more
spectacular adventure starring...  Tippy, the Wonder Dog!
                -- Bob & Ray
 
Linux Art:  397 of 460

"Today, of course, it is considered very poor taste to use the F-word
except in major motion pictures."
                -- Dave Barry, "$#$%#^%!^%&@%@!"
 
Linux Art:  398 of 460

Traveling through hyperspace isn't like dusting crops, boy.
                -- Han Solo
 
Linux Art:  399 of 460

Trifles make perfection, and perfection is no trifle.
                -- Michelangelo
 
Linux Art:  400 of 460

"Truth is stranger than fiction, because fiction has to make sense."
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