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Who's scruffy-looking?
                -- Han Solo
 
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Why am I so soft in the middle when the rest of my life is so hard?
                -- Paul Simon
 
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"Why are we importing all these highbrow plays like `Amadeus'?  I could
have told you Mozart was a jerk for nothing."
                -- Ian Shoales
 
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        Why are you doing this to me?
        Because knowledge is torture, and there must be awareness before
there is change.
                -- Jim Starlin, "Captain Marvel", #29
 
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Why do we have two eyes?  To watch 3-D movies with.
 
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Why not? -- What? -- Why not? -- Why should I not send it? -- Why should I
not dispatch it? -- Why not? -- Strange!  I don't know why I shouldn't --
Well, then -- You will do me this favor. -- Why not? -- Why should you not
do it? -- Why not? -- Strange!  I shall do the same for you, when you want
me to.  Why not?  Why should I not do it for you?  Strange!  Why not? --
I can't think why not.
                -- Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart, from a letter to his cousin Maria,
                   "The Definitive Biography of PDQ Bach", Peter Schickele
 
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Why you say you no bunny rabbit when you have little powder-puff tail?
                -- The Tasmanian Devil
 
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Working with Julie Andrews is like getting hit over the head with a valentine.
                -- Christopher Plummer
 
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Worth seeing?  Yes, but not worth going to see.
 
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Would it help if I got out and pushed?
                -- Princess Leia Organa
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