Linux Art

Why do we have two eyes?  To watch 3-D movies with.

Why not? -- What? -- Why not? -- Why should I not send it? -- Why should I
not dispatch it? -- Why not? -- Strange!  I don't know why I shouldn't --
Well, then -- You will do me this favor. -- Why not? -- Why should you not
do it? -- Why not? -- Strange!  I shall do the same for you, when you want
me to.  Why not?  Why should I not do it for you?  Strange!  Why not? --
I can't think why not.
                -- Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart, from a letter to his cousin Maria,
                   "The Definitive Biography of PDQ Bach", Peter Schickele

Why you say you no bunny rabbit when you have little powder-puff tail?
                -- The Tasmanian Devil

Working with Julie Andrews is like getting hit over the head with a valentine.
                -- Christopher Plummer

Worth seeing?  Yes, but not worth going to see.

Would it help if I got out and pushed?
                -- Princess Leia Organa

Writing about music is like dancing about architecture.
                -- Frank Zappa

Writing free verse is like playing tennis with the net down.

X-rated movies are all alike ... the only thing they leave to the
imagination is the plot.

Yeah, that's me, Tracer Bullet.  I've got eight slugs in me.  One's lead,
the rest bourbon.  The drink packs a wallop, and I pack a revolver.  I'm
a private eye.
                -- "Calvin & Hobbes"