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Can't act. Slightly bald. Also dances.
-- RKO executive, reacting to Fred Astaire's screen test.
Cerf/Navasky, "The Experts Speak"
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Classical music is the kind we keep thinking will turn into a tune.
-- Kin Hubbard, "Abe Martin's Sayings"
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Darth Vader sleeps with a Teddywookie.
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Darth Vader! Only you would be so bold!
-- Princess Leia Organa
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Did you know that the voice tapes easily identify the Russian pilot
that shot down the Korean jet? At one point he definitely states:
"Natasha! First we shoot jet, then we go after moose and squirrel."
-- ihuxw!tommyo
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Disco is to music what Etch-A-Sketch is to art.
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Don't everyone thank me at once!
-- Han Solo
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Dustin Farnum: Why, yesterday, I had the audience glued to their seats!
Oliver Herford: Wonderful! Wonderful! Clever of you to think of it!
-- Brian Herbert, "Classic Comebacks"
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Dying is easy. Comedy is difficult.
-- Actor Edmond Gween, on his deathbed.
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E.T. GO HOME!!! (And take your Smurfs with you.)
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