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Don't everyone thank me at once!
                -- Han Solo

Dustin Farnum:  Why, yesterday, I had the audience glued to their seats!
Oliver Herford: Wonderful!  Wonderful!  Clever of you to think of it!
                -- Brian Herbert, "Classic Comebacks"

Dying is easy.  Comedy is difficult.
                -- Actor Edmond Gween, on his deathbed.

E.T. GO HOME!!!  (And take your Smurfs with you.)

Ed Sullivan will be around as long as someone else has talent.
                -- Fred Allen

Eeny, Meeny, Jelly Beanie, the spirits are about to speak!
                -- Bullwinkle Moose

Elwood:  What kind of music do you get here ma'am?
Barmaid: Why, we get both kinds of music, Country and Western.

Ever get the feeling that the world's on tape and one of the reels is missing?
                -- Rich Little

Everyone is in the best seat.
                -- John Cage

Fame lost its appeal for me when I went into a public restroom and an
autograph seeker handed me a pen and paper under the stall door.
                -- Marlo Thomas