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Dustin Farnum: Why, yesterday, I had the audience glued to their seats!
Oliver Herford: Wonderful! Wonderful! Clever of you to think of it!
-- Brian Herbert, "Classic Comebacks"
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Dying is easy. Comedy is difficult.
-- Actor Edmond Gween, on his deathbed.
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E.T. GO HOME!!! (And take your Smurfs with you.)
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Ed Sullivan will be around as long as someone else has talent.
-- Fred Allen
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Eeny, Meeny, Jelly Beanie, the spirits are about to speak!
-- Bullwinkle Moose
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Elwood: What kind of music do you get here ma'am?
Barmaid: Why, we get both kinds of music, Country and Western.
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Ever get the feeling that the world's on tape and one of the reels is missing?
-- Rich Little
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Everyone is in the best seat.
-- John Cage
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Fame lost its appeal for me when I went into a public restroom and an
autograph seeker handed me a pen and paper under the stall door.
-- Marlo Thomas
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Fast ship? You mean you've never heard of the Millennium Falcon?
-- Han Solo
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