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Fortune: 70 - 79 of 460 from Linux Art

Linux Art:  70 of 460

Dying is easy.  Comedy is difficult.
                -- Actor Edmond Gween, on his deathbed.
 
Linux Art:  71 of 460

E.T. GO HOME!!!  (And take your Smurfs with you.)
 
Linux Art:  72 of 460

Ed Sullivan will be around as long as someone else has talent.
                -- Fred Allen
 
Linux Art:  73 of 460

Eeny, Meeny, Jelly Beanie, the spirits are about to speak!
                -- Bullwinkle Moose
 
Linux Art:  74 of 460

Elwood:  What kind of music do you get here ma'am?
Barmaid: Why, we get both kinds of music, Country and Western.
 
Linux Art:  75 of 460

Ever get the feeling that the world's on tape and one of the reels is missing?
                -- Rich Little
 
Linux Art:  76 of 460

Everyone is in the best seat.
                -- John Cage
 
Linux Art:  77 of 460

Fame lost its appeal for me when I went into a public restroom and an
autograph seeker handed me a pen and paper under the stall door.
                -- Marlo Thomas
 
Linux Art:  78 of 460

Fast ship?  You mean you've never heard of the Millennium Falcon?
                -- Han Solo
 
Linux Art:  79 of 460

"First things first -- but not necessarily in that order"
                -- The Doctor, "Doctor Who"
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