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Good night, Mrs. Calabash, wherever you are.

Governor Tarkin.  I should have expected to find you holding Vader's
leash.  I thought I recognized your foul stench when I was brought on board.
                -- Princess Leia Organa

GREAT MOMENTS IN AMERICAN HISTORY (#17):

On November 13, Felix Unger was asked to remove himself from his place
of residence.

Grig (the navigator):
        ... so you see, it's just the two of us against the entire space
        armada.
Alex (the gunner):
        What?!?
Grig:   I've always wanted to fight a desperate battle against
        overwhelming odds.
Alex:   It'll be a slaughter!
Grig:   That's the spirit!
                -- The Last Starfighter

H. L. Mencken suffers from the hallucination that he is H. L. Mencken --
there is no cure for a disease of that magnitude.
                -- Maxwell Bodenheim

        "Hawk, we're going to die."
        "Never say die... and certainly never say we."
                -- M*A*S*H

He played the king as if afraid someone else would play the ace.
                -- John Mason Brown, drama critic

He was a fiddler, and consequently a rogue.
                -- Jonathon Swift

"Hello," he lied.
                -- Don Carpenter, quoting a Hollywood agent

Hello.  Jim Rockford's machine, this is Larry Doheny's machine.  Will you
please have your master call my master at his convenience?  Thank you.
Thank you.  Thank you.  Thank you.  Thank you.  Thank you.
                -- "The Rockford Files"