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Linux Art:  99 of 460

Governor Tarkin.  I should have expected to find you holding Vader's
leash.  I thought I recognized your foul stench when I was brought on board.
                -- Princess Leia Organa
 
Linux Art:  100 of 460

GREAT MOMENTS IN AMERICAN HISTORY (#17):

On November 13, Felix Unger was asked to remove himself from his place
of residence.
 
Linux Art:  101 of 460

Grig (the navigator):
        ... so you see, it's just the two of us against the entire space
        armada.
Alex (the gunner):
        What?!?
Grig:   I've always wanted to fight a desperate battle against
        overwhelming odds.
Alex:   It'll be a slaughter!
Grig:   That's the spirit!
                -- The Last Starfighter
 
Linux Art:  102 of 460

H. L. Mencken suffers from the hallucination that he is H. L. Mencken --
there is no cure for a disease of that magnitude.
                -- Maxwell Bodenheim
 
Linux Art:  103 of 460

        "Hawk, we're going to die."
        "Never say die... and certainly never say we."
                -- M*A*S*H
 
Linux Art:  104 of 460

He played the king as if afraid someone else would play the ace.
                -- John Mason Brown, drama critic
 
Linux Art:  105 of 460

He was a fiddler, and consequently a rogue.
                -- Jonathon Swift
 
Linux Art:  106 of 460

"Hello," he lied.
                -- Don Carpenter, quoting a Hollywood agent
 
Linux Art:  107 of 460

Hello.  Jim Rockford's machine, this is Larry Doheny's machine.  Will you
please have your master call my master at his convenience?  Thank you.
Thank you.  Thank you.  Thank you.  Thank you.  Thank you.
                -- "The Rockford Files"
 
Linux Art:  108 of 460

Hi Jimbo.  Dennis.  Really appreciate the help on the income tax.  You wanna
help on the audit now?
                -- "The Rockford Files"
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