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Q:  How many IBM CPU's does it take to execute a job?
A:  Four; three to hold it down, and one to rip its head off.
 
Linux Cookie:  532 of 1140

Diplomacy is the art of saying "nice doggy" until you can find a rock.
 
Linux Cookie:  533 of 1140

Harrisberger's Fourth Law of the Lab:
        Experience is directly proportional to the
        amount of equipment ruined.
 
Linux Cookie:  534 of 1140

Captain Penny's Law:
        You can fool all of the people some of the
        time, and some of the people all of the
        time, but you can't fool mom.
 
Linux Cookie:  535 of 1140

"Because he's a character who's looking for his own identity, [He-Man is]
an interesting role for an actor."
-- Dolph Lundgren, "actor"
 
Linux Cookie:  536 of 1140

"If Jesus came back today, and saw what was going on in his name, he'd never
stop throwing up."
-- Max Von Sydow's character in "Hannah and Her Sisters"
 
Linux Cookie:  537 of 1140

"Nietzsche says that we will live the same life, over and over again.
God -- I'll have to sit through the Ice Capades again."
-- Woody Allen's character in "Hannah and Her Sisters"
 
Linux Cookie:  538 of 1140

"In regards to Oral Roberts' claim that God told him that he would die unless he
 received $20 million by March, God's lawyers have stated that their client has
 not spoken with Roberts for several years.  Off the record, God has stated that
 "If I had wanted to ice the little toad, I would have done it a long time ago."
-- Dennis Miller, SNL News
 
Linux Cookie:  539 of 1140

"Only the hypocrite is really rotten to the core."
-- Hannah Arendt.
 
Linux Cookie:  540 of 1140

Quod licet Iovi non licet bovi.
(What Jove may do, is not permitted to a cow.)
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