Linux Men Women

Everybody is given the same amount of hormones, at birth, and
if you want to use yours for growing hair, that's fine with me.

Farmers in the Iowa State survey rated machinery breakdowns more
stressful than divorce.
                -- Wall Street Journal

Feminists just want the human race to be a tie.

First love is only a little foolishness and a lot of curiosity, no really
self-respecting woman would take advantage of it.
                -- George Bernard Shaw, "John Bull's Other Island"

Flirting is the gentle art of making a man feel pleased with himself.
                -- Helen Rowland

For a young man, not yet: for an old man, never at all.
                -- Diogenes, asked when a man should marry

When should a man marry?  A young man, not yet; an elder man, not at all.
                -- Sir Francis Bacon, "Of Marriage and Single Life"

For a young man, not yet: for an old man, never at all.
                -- Diogenes, asked when a man should marry

When should a man marry?  A young man, not yet; an elder man, not at all.
                -- Sir Francis Bacon, "Of Marriage and Single Life"

For I swore I would stay a year away from her; out and alas!
but with break of day I went to make supplication.
                -- Paulus Silentarius, c. 540 A.D.

For thirty years a certain man went to spend every evening with Mme. ___.
When his wife died his friends believed he would marry her, and urged
him to do so.  "No, no," he said: "if I did, where should I have to
spend my evenings?"
                -- Chamfort

Fortunate is he for whom the belle toils.