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Linux Men Women:  36 of 582

A man can have two, maybe three love affairs while he's married.  After
that it's cheating.
                -- Yves Montand
 
Linux Men Women:  37 of 582

A man does not look behind the door unless he has stood there himself.
                -- Du Bois
 
Linux Men Women:  38 of 582

A man in love is incomplete until he is married.  Then he is finished.
                -- Zsa Zsa Gabor, "Newsweek"
 
Linux Men Women:  39 of 582

A man is already halfway in love with any woman who listens to him.
                -- Brendan Francis
 
Linux Men Women:  40 of 582

A man is like a rusty wheel on a rusty cart,
He sings his song as he rattles along and then he falls apart.
                -- Richard Thompson
 
Linux Men Women:  41 of 582

A man may be so much of everything that he is nothing of anything.
                -- Samuel Johnson
 
Linux Men Women:  42 of 582

A man may sometimes be forgiven the kiss to which he is not entitled,
but never the kiss he has not the initiative to claim.
 
Linux Men Women:  43 of 582

A man sank into the psychiatrist's couch and said, "I have a
terrible problem, Doctor.  I have a son at Harvard and another son at
Princeton; I've just gifted each of them with a new Ferrari; I've got
homes in Beverly Hills, Palm Beach, and a co-op in New York; and I've
got a thriving ranch in Venezuela.  My wife is a gorgeous young actress
who considers my two mistresses to be her best friends."
        The psychiatrist looked at the patient, confused.  "Did I miss
something?  It sounds to me like you have no problems at all."
        "But, Doctor, I only make $175 a week."
 
Linux Men Women:  44 of 582

A man took his wife deer hunting for the first time.  After he'd given her
some basic instructions, they agreed to separate and rendezvous later.  Before
he left, he warned her if she should fell a deer to be wary of hunters who
might beat her to the carcass and claim the kill.  If that happened, he told
her, she should fire her gun three times into the air and he would come to
her aid.
        Shortly after they separated, he heard a single shot, followed quickly
by the agreed upon signal.  Running to the scene, he found his wife standing
in a small clearing with a very nervous man staring down her gun barrel.
        "He claims this is his," she said, obviously very upset.
        "She can keep it, she can keep it!" the wide-eyed man replied.  "I
just want to get my saddle back!"
 
Linux Men Women:  45 of 582

A man usually falls in love with a woman who asks the kinds of questions
he is able to answer.
                -- Ronald Colman
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