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Linux Men Women:  188 of 582

I began many years ago, as so many young men do, in searching for the
perfect woman.  I believed that if I looked long enough, and hard enough,
I would find her and then I would be secure for life.  Well, the years
and romances came and went, and I eventually ended up settling for someone
a lot less than my idea of perfection.  But one day, after many years
together, I lay there on our bed recovering from a slight illness.  My
wife was sitting on a chair next to the bed, humming softly and watching
the late afternoon sun filtering through the trees.  The only sounds to
be heard elsewhere were the clock ticking, the kettle downstairs starting
to boil, and an occasional schoolchild passing beneath our window.  And
as I looked up into my wife's now wrinkled face, but still warm and
twinkling eyes, I realized something about perfection...  It comes only
with time.
                -- James L. Collymore, "Perfect Woman"
Linux Men Women:  189 of 582

I believe a little incompatibility is the spice of life, particularly if he
has income and she is pattable.
                -- Ogden Nash
Linux Men Women:  190 of 582

I can feel for her because, although I have never been an Alaskan prostitute
dancing on the bar in a spangled dress, I still get very bored with washing
and ironing and dishwashing and cooking day after relentless day.
                -- Betty MacDonald
Linux Men Women:  191 of 582

I can't mate in captivity.
                -- Gloria Steinem, on why she has never married.
Linux Men Women:  192 of 582

I come from a small town whose population never changed.  Each time a woman
got pregnant, someone left town.
                -- Michael Prichard
Linux Men Women:  193 of 582

I do enjoy a good long walk -- especially when my wife takes one.
Linux Men Women:  194 of 582

"I don't have to take this abuse from you -- I've got hundreds of
people waiting to abuse me."
                -- Bill Murray, "Ghostbusters"
Linux Men Women:  195 of 582

I GUESS I'LL NEVER FORGET HER.  And maybe I don't want to.  Her spirit
was wild, like a wild monkey.  Her beauty was like a beautiful horse
being ridden by a wild monkey.  I forget her other qualities.
                -- Jack Handley, The New Mexican, 1988.
Linux Men Women:  196 of 582

I have a hard time being attracted to anyone who can beat me up.
                -- John McGrath, Atlanta sportswriter, on women weightlifters.
Linux Men Women:  197 of 582

I have found it impossible to carry the heavy burden of responsibility and
to discharge my duties as king as I would wish to do without the help and
support of the woman I love.
                -- Edward, Duke of Windsor, 1936, announcing his abdication
                   of the British throne in order to marry the American
                   divorcee Wallis Warfield Simpson.
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