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Linux Men Women:  104 of 582

Bachelors' wives and old maids' children are always perfect.
                -- Nicolas Chamfort
 
Linux Men Women:  105 of 582

Basically my wife was immature.  I'd be at home in the bath and she'd
come in and sink my boats.
                -- Woody Allen
 
Linux Men Women:  106 of 582

Be circumspect in your liaisons with women.  It is better to be seen at
the opera with a man than at mass with a woman.
                -- De Maintenon
 
Linux Men Women:  107 of 582

Be prepared to accept sacrifices.  Vestal virgins aren't all that bad.
 
Linux Men Women:  108 of 582

Beauty seldom recommends one woman to another.
 
Linux Men Women:  109 of 582

Beauty, brains, availability, personality; pick any two.
 
Linux Men Women:  110 of 582

Before marriage the three little words are "I love you," after marriage
they are "Let's eat out."
 
Linux Men Women:  111 of 582

Behind every successful man you'll find a woman with nothing to wear.
 
Linux Men Women:  112 of 582

Being asked solicitously about the state of her health was becoming bothersome
to the pregnant woman at the cocktail party.  And yet another guest went over
and inquired, "Well, how are you feeling these days?"
        "Not too well," said the expectant mother.  "You know, I've missed
seven or eight periods now and it's beginning to worry me."
 
Linux Men Women:  113 of 582

Being owned by someone used to be called slavery -- now it's called commitment.
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