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Fortune: 101 - 110 of 582 from Linux Men Women

Linux Men Women:  101 of 582

As fathers commonly go, it is seldom a misfortune to be fatherless; and
considering the general run of sons, as seldom a misfortune to be childless.

The only solid and lasting peace between a man and his wife is, doubtless,
a separation.
                -- Lord Chesterfield, letter to his son, 1763
 
Linux Men Women:  102 of 582

Asked how she felt being the first woman to make a major-league team, she
said, "Like a pig in mud," or words to that effect, and then turned and
released a squirt of tobacco juice from the wad of rum soaked plug in her
right cheek.  She chewed a rare brand of plug called Stuff It, which she
learned to chew when she was playing Nicaraguan summer ball.  She told the
writers, "They were so mean to me down there you couldn't write it in your
newspaper.  I took a gun everywhere I went, even to bed.  *Especially* to
bed.  Guys were after me like you can't believe.  That's when I started
chewing tobacco -- because no matter how bad anybody treats you, it's not
as bad as this.  This is the worst chew in the world.  After this,
everything else is peaches and cream."  The writers elected Gentleman Jim,
the Sparrow's P.R. guy, to bite off a chunk and tell them how it tasted,
and as he sat and chewed it tears ran down his old sunburnt cheeks and he
couldn't talk for a while. Then he whispered, "You've been chewing this for
two years?  God, I had no idea it was so hard to be a woman."
                -- Garrison Keillor
 
Linux Men Women:  103 of 582

At last I've found the girl of my dreams.  Last night she said to me,
"Once more, Strange, and this time *I'll* be Donnie and *you* be Marie.
                -- Strange de Jim
 
Linux Men Women:  104 of 582

Bachelors' wives and old maids' children are always perfect.
                -- Nicolas Chamfort
 
Linux Men Women:  105 of 582

Basically my wife was immature.  I'd be at home in the bath and she'd
come in and sink my boats.
                -- Woody Allen
 
Linux Men Women:  106 of 582

Be circumspect in your liaisons with women.  It is better to be seen at
the opera with a man than at mass with a woman.
                -- De Maintenon
 
Linux Men Women:  107 of 582

Be prepared to accept sacrifices.  Vestal virgins aren't all that bad.
 
Linux Men Women:  108 of 582

Beauty seldom recommends one woman to another.
 
Linux Men Women:  109 of 582

Beauty, brains, availability, personality; pick any two.
 
Linux Men Women:  110 of 582

Before marriage the three little words are "I love you," after marriage
they are "Let's eat out."
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