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Linux Men Women:  111 of 582

Behind every successful man you'll find a woman with nothing to wear.
 
Linux Men Women:  112 of 582

Being asked solicitously about the state of her health was becoming bothersome
to the pregnant woman at the cocktail party.  And yet another guest went over
and inquired, "Well, how are you feeling these days?"
        "Not too well," said the expectant mother.  "You know, I've missed
seven or eight periods now and it's beginning to worry me."
 
Linux Men Women:  113 of 582

Being owned by someone used to be called slavery -- now it's called commitment.
 
Linux Men Women:  114 of 582

Benny Hill:     Would you like a peanut?
Girl:           No, thank you, I don't want to be under obligation.
Benny Hill:     You won't be under obligation for a peanut.
                It's not as if it were a chocolate bar or something.
 
Linux Men Women:  115 of 582

Bigamy is having one spouse too many.  Monogamy is the same.
 
Linux Men Women:  116 of 582

Birds and bees have as much to do with the facts of life as black
nightgowns do with keeping warm.
                -- Hester Mundis, "Powermom"
 
Linux Men Women:  117 of 582

Boys are beyond the range of anybody's sure understanding, at least
when they are between the ages of 18 months and 90 years.
                -- James Thurber
 
Linux Men Women:  118 of 582

Boys will be boys, and so will a lot of middle-aged men.
                -- Kin Hubbard
 
Linux Men Women:  119 of 582

Brigands will demand your money or your life, but a woman will demand both.
                -- Samuel Butler
 
Linux Men Women:  120 of 582

By all means marry: If you get a good wife, you'll become happy; if you
get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher.
                -- Socrates
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