Linux Men Women

Bigamy is having one spouse too many.  Monogamy is the same.

Birds and bees have as much to do with the facts of life as black
nightgowns do with keeping warm.
                -- Hester Mundis, "Powermom"

Boys are beyond the range of anybody's sure understanding, at least
when they are between the ages of 18 months and 90 years.
                -- James Thurber

Boys will be boys, and so will a lot of middle-aged men.
                -- Kin Hubbard

Brigands will demand your money or your life, but a woman will demand both.
                -- Samuel Butler

By all means marry: If you get a good wife, you'll become happy; if you
get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher.
                -- Socrates

Changing husbands/wives is only changing troubles.
                -- Kathleen Norris

Choose in marriage only a woman whom you would choose as a friend if she
were a man.
                -- Joubert

Courtship to marriage, as a very witty prologue to a very dull play.
                -- William Congreve

Darling: the popular form of address used in speaking to a member of the
opposite sex whose name you cannot at the moment remember.
                -- Oliver Herford