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Linux Men Women:  13 of 582

A Code of Honour: never approach a friend's girlfriend or wife with mischief
as your goal.  There are too many women in the world to justify that sort of
dishonourable behaviour.  Unless she's really attractive.
                -- Bruce J. Friedman, "Sex and the Lonely Guy"
 
Linux Men Women:  14 of 582

A diplomat is man who always remembers a woman's birthday but never her age.
                -- Robert Frost
 
Linux Men Women:  15 of 582

A diplomatic husband said to his wife, "How do you expect me to remember
your birthday when you never look any older?"
 
Linux Men Women:  16 of 582

        A domineering man married a mere wisp of a girl.  He came back from
his honeymoon a chastened man.  He'd become aware of the will of the wisp.
 
Linux Men Women:  17 of 582

A figure with curves always offers a lot of interesting angles.
 
Linux Men Women:  18 of 582

A flashy Mercedes-Benz roared up to the curb where a cute young miss stood
waiting for a taxi.
        "Hi," said the gentleman at the wheel.  "I'm going west."
        "How wonderful," came the cool reply.  "Bring me back an orange."
 
Linux Men Women:  19 of 582

A fool and his honey are soon parted.
 
Linux Men Women:  20 of 582

A fox is a wolf who sends flowers.
                -- Ruth Weston
 
Linux Men Women:  21 of 582

A gentleman is a man who wouldn't hit a lady with his hat on.
                -- Evan Esar
                [ And why not?  For why does she have his hat on?  Ed.]
 
Linux Men Women:  22 of 582

A gentleman never strikes a lady with his hat on.
                -- Fred Allen
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