Linux Men Women

Do you think your mother and I should have lived comfortably so long
together if ever we had been married?

Don't assume that every sad-eyed woman has loved and lost -- she may
have got him.

Don't know what time I'll be back, Mom.  Probably soon after she throws me out.

Don't marry for money; you can borrow it cheaper.
                -- Scottish Proverb

Dull women have immaculate homes.

        During a visit to America, Winston Churchill was invited to a buffet
luncheon at which cold fried chicken was served.  Returning for a second
helping, he asked politely, "May I have some breast?"
        "Mr. Churchill," replied the hostess, "in this country we ask for
white meat or dark meat."  Churchill apologized profusely.
        The following morning, the lady received a magnificent orchid from
her guest of honor.  The accompanying card read: "I would be most obliged if
you would pin this on your white meat."

Economists are still trying to figure out why the girls with the least
principle draw the most interest.

Eighty percent of married men cheat in America.  The rest cheat in Europe.
                -- Jackie Mason

... eighty years later he could still recall with the young pang of his
original joy his falling in love with Ada.
                -- Nabokov

        Equality is not when a female Einstein gets promoted to assistant
professor; equality is when a female schlemiel moves ahead as fast as a
male schlemiel.
                -- Ewald Nyquist