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Don't marry for money; you can borrow it cheaper.
-- Scottish Proverb
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Dull women have immaculate homes.
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During a visit to America, Winston Churchill was invited to a buffet
luncheon at which cold fried chicken was served. Returning for a second
helping, he asked politely, "May I have some breast?"
"Mr. Churchill," replied the hostess, "in this country we ask for
white meat or dark meat." Churchill apologized profusely.
The following morning, the lady received a magnificent orchid from
her guest of honor. The accompanying card read: "I would be most obliged if
you would pin this on your white meat."
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Economists are still trying to figure out why the girls with the least
principle draw the most interest.
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Eighty percent of married men cheat in America. The rest cheat in Europe.
-- Jackie Mason
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... eighty years later he could still recall with the young pang of his
original joy his falling in love with Ada.
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Equality is not when a female Einstein gets promoted to assistant
professor; equality is when a female schlemiel moves ahead as fast as a
-- Ewald Nyquist
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Eugene d'Albert, a noted German composer, was married six times.
At an evening reception which he attended with his fifth wife shortly
after their wedding, he presented the lady to a friend who said politely,
"Congratulations, Herr d'Albert; you have rarely introduced me to so
charming a wife."
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"Even nowadays a man can't step up and kill a woman without feeling
just a bit unchivalrous ..."
-- Robert Benchley
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Every man who is high up likes to think that he has done it all himself,
and the wife smiles and lets it go at that.