Linux Men Women

A diplomatic husband said to his wife, "How do you expect me to remember
your birthday when you never look any older?"

        A domineering man married a mere wisp of a girl.  He came back from
his honeymoon a chastened man.  He'd become aware of the will of the wisp.

A figure with curves always offers a lot of interesting angles.

A flashy Mercedes-Benz roared up to the curb where a cute young miss stood
waiting for a taxi.
        "Hi," said the gentleman at the wheel.  "I'm going west."
        "How wonderful," came the cool reply.  "Bring me back an orange."

A fool and his honey are soon parted.

A fox is a wolf who sends flowers.
                -- Ruth Weston

A gentleman is a man who wouldn't hit a lady with his hat on.
                -- Evan Esar
                [ And why not?  For why does she have his hat on?  Ed.]

A gentleman never strikes a lady with his hat on.
                -- Fred Allen

A girl and a boy bump into each other -- surely an accident.
A girl and a boy bump and her handkerchief drops -- surely another accident.
But when a girl gives a boy a dead squid -- *_^H_^H_^H_^Hthat _^H_^H_^Hhad _^H_^Hto _^H_^H_^H_^Hmean _^H_^H_^H_^H_^H_^H_^H_^H_^Hsomething*.
                -- S. Morganstern, "The Silent Gondoliers"

A girl with a future avoids the man with a past.
                -- Evan Esar, "The Humor of Humor"