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Linux Men Women:  191 of 582

I can't mate in captivity.
                -- Gloria Steinem, on why she has never married.
 
Linux Men Women:  192 of 582

I come from a small town whose population never changed.  Each time a woman
got pregnant, someone left town.
                -- Michael Prichard
 
Linux Men Women:  193 of 582

I do enjoy a good long walk -- especially when my wife takes one.
 
Linux Men Women:  194 of 582

"I don't have to take this abuse from you -- I've got hundreds of
people waiting to abuse me."
                -- Bill Murray, "Ghostbusters"
 
Linux Men Women:  195 of 582

I GUESS I'LL NEVER FORGET HER.  And maybe I don't want to.  Her spirit
was wild, like a wild monkey.  Her beauty was like a beautiful horse
being ridden by a wild monkey.  I forget her other qualities.
                -- Jack Handley, The New Mexican, 1988.
 
Linux Men Women:  196 of 582

I have a hard time being attracted to anyone who can beat me up.
                -- John McGrath, Atlanta sportswriter, on women weightlifters.
 
Linux Men Women:  197 of 582

I have found it impossible to carry the heavy burden of responsibility and
to discharge my duties as king as I would wish to do without the help and
support of the woman I love.
                -- Edward, Duke of Windsor, 1936, announcing his abdication
                   of the British throne in order to marry the American
                   divorcee Wallis Warfield Simpson.
 
Linux Men Women:  198 of 582

I have now come to the conclusion never again to think of marrying,
and for this reason: I can never be satisfied with anyone who would
be blockhead enough to have me.
                -- Abraham Lincoln
 
Linux Men Women:  199 of 582

I know the disposition of women: when you will, they won't; when
you won't, they set their hearts upon you of their own inclination.
                -- Publius Terentius Afer (Terence)
 
Linux Men Women:  200 of 582

I learned to play guitar just to get the girls, and anyone who says they
didn't is just lyin'!
                -- Willie Nelson
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