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I GUESS I'LL NEVER FORGET HER.  And maybe I don't want to.  Her spirit
was wild, like a wild monkey.  Her beauty was like a beautiful horse
being ridden by a wild monkey.  I forget her other qualities.
                -- Jack Handley, The New Mexican, 1988.

I have a hard time being attracted to anyone who can beat me up.
                -- John McGrath, Atlanta sportswriter, on women weightlifters.

I have found it impossible to carry the heavy burden of responsibility and
to discharge my duties as king as I would wish to do without the help and
support of the woman I love.
                -- Edward, Duke of Windsor, 1936, announcing his abdication
                   of the British throne in order to marry the American
                   divorcee Wallis Warfield Simpson.

I have now come to the conclusion never again to think of marrying,
and for this reason: I can never be satisfied with anyone who would
be blockhead enough to have me.
                -- Abraham Lincoln

I know the disposition of women: when you will, they won't; when
you won't, they set their hearts upon you of their own inclination.
                -- Publius Terentius Afer (Terence)

I learned to play guitar just to get the girls, and anyone who says they
didn't is just lyin'!
                -- Willie Nelson

I like being single.  I'm always there when I need me.
                -- Art Leo

I like myself, but I won't say I'm as handsome as the bull that kidnapped
Europa.
                -- Marcus Tullius Cicero

I like young girls.  Their stories are shorter.
                -- Tom McGuane

I love being married.  It's so great to find that one special person
you want to annoy for the rest of your life.
                -- Rita Rudner