Linux Men Women

I'd probably settle for a vampire if he were romantic enough.
Couldn't be any worse than some of the relationships I've had.
                -- Brenda Starr

I'd rather have two girls at 21 each than one girl at 42.
                -- W.C. Fields

I'm defending her honor, which is more than she ever did.

I'm not denyin' the women are foolish: God Almighty made 'em to match the men.
                -- George Eliot

I'm very old-fashioned.  I believe that people should marry for life,
like pigeons and Catholics.
                -- Woody Allen

I've been in more laps than a napkin.
                -- Mae West

I've spent almost all of my life with highly intelligent men.  They're not
like other men.  Their spirit is great and stimulating.  They hate strife;
indeed they reject it.  Their inventive gifts are boundless.  They demand
devotion and obedience.  And a sense of humor.  I happily gave all of this.
I was lucky to be chosen and clever enough to understand them.
                -- Marlene Dietrich, on her friendship with Ernest Hemingway

If I had to live my life again, I'd make the same mistakes, only sooner.
                -- Tallulah Bankhead

If I told you you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?

If it were not for the presents, an elopement would be preferable.
                -- George Ade, "Forty Modern Fables"