Linux Men Women

I'm not denyin' the women are foolish: God Almighty made 'em to match the men.
                -- George Eliot

I'm very old-fashioned.  I believe that people should marry for life,
like pigeons and Catholics.
                -- Woody Allen

I've been in more laps than a napkin.
                -- Mae West

I've spent almost all of my life with highly intelligent men.  They're not
like other men.  Their spirit is great and stimulating.  They hate strife;
indeed they reject it.  Their inventive gifts are boundless.  They demand
devotion and obedience.  And a sense of humor.  I happily gave all of this.
I was lucky to be chosen and clever enough to understand them.
                -- Marlene Dietrich, on her friendship with Ernest Hemingway

If I had to live my life again, I'd make the same mistakes, only sooner.
                -- Tallulah Bankhead

If I told you you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?

If it were not for the presents, an elopement would be preferable.
                -- George Ade, "Forty Modern Fables"

If men acted after marriage as they do during courtship, there would
be fewer divorces -- and more bankruptcies.
                -- Frances Rodman

If someone were to ask me for a short cut to sensuality, I would
suggest he go shopping for a used 427 Shelby-Cobra.  But it is only
fair to warn you that of the 300 guys who switched to them in 1966,
only two went back to women.
                -- Mort Sahl

If the girl you love moves in with another guy once, it's more than enough.
Twice, it's much too much.  Three times, it's the story of your life.