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Linux Men Women:  227 of 582

I'm not denyin' the women are foolish: God Almighty made 'em to match the men.
                -- George Eliot
 
Linux Men Women:  228 of 582

I'm very old-fashioned.  I believe that people should marry for life,
like pigeons and Catholics.
                -- Woody Allen
 
Linux Men Women:  229 of 582

I've been in more laps than a napkin.
                -- Mae West
 
Linux Men Women:  230 of 582

I've spent almost all of my life with highly intelligent men.  They're not
like other men.  Their spirit is great and stimulating.  They hate strife;
indeed they reject it.  Their inventive gifts are boundless.  They demand
devotion and obedience.  And a sense of humor.  I happily gave all of this.
I was lucky to be chosen and clever enough to understand them.
                -- Marlene Dietrich, on her friendship with Ernest Hemingway
 
Linux Men Women:  231 of 582

If I had to live my life again, I'd make the same mistakes, only sooner.
                -- Tallulah Bankhead
 
Linux Men Women:  232 of 582

If I told you you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?
 
Linux Men Women:  233 of 582

If it were not for the presents, an elopement would be preferable.
                -- George Ade, "Forty Modern Fables"
 
Linux Men Women:  234 of 582

If men acted after marriage as they do during courtship, there would
be fewer divorces -- and more bankruptcies.
                -- Frances Rodman
 
Linux Men Women:  235 of 582

If someone were to ask me for a short cut to sensuality, I would
suggest he go shopping for a used 427 Shelby-Cobra.  But it is only
fair to warn you that of the 300 guys who switched to them in 1966,
only two went back to women.
                -- Mort Sahl
 
Linux Men Women:  236 of 582

If the girl you love moves in with another guy once, it's more than enough.
Twice, it's much too much.  Three times, it's the story of your life.
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