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I'm very old-fashioned.  I believe that people should marry for life,
like pigeons and Catholics.
                -- Woody Allen

I've been in more laps than a napkin.
                -- Mae West

I've spent almost all of my life with highly intelligent men.  They're not
like other men.  Their spirit is great and stimulating.  They hate strife;
indeed they reject it.  Their inventive gifts are boundless.  They demand
devotion and obedience.  And a sense of humor.  I happily gave all of this.
I was lucky to be chosen and clever enough to understand them.
                -- Marlene Dietrich, on her friendship with Ernest Hemingway

If I had to live my life again, I'd make the same mistakes, only sooner.
                -- Tallulah Bankhead

If I told you you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?

If it were not for the presents, an elopement would be preferable.
                -- George Ade, "Forty Modern Fables"

If men acted after marriage as they do during courtship, there would
be fewer divorces -- and more bankruptcies.
                -- Frances Rodman

If someone were to ask me for a short cut to sensuality, I would
suggest he go shopping for a used 427 Shelby-Cobra.  But it is only
fair to warn you that of the 300 guys who switched to them in 1966,
only two went back to women.
                -- Mort Sahl

If the girl you love moves in with another guy once, it's more than enough.
Twice, it's much too much.  Three times, it's the story of your life.

If there is any realistic deterrent to marriage, it's the fact that you
can't afford divorce.
                -- Jack Nicholson