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Linux Men Women:  231 of 582

If I had to live my life again, I'd make the same mistakes, only sooner.
                -- Tallulah Bankhead
 
Linux Men Women:  232 of 582

If I told you you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?
 
Linux Men Women:  233 of 582

If it were not for the presents, an elopement would be preferable.
                -- George Ade, "Forty Modern Fables"
 
Linux Men Women:  234 of 582

If men acted after marriage as they do during courtship, there would
be fewer divorces -- and more bankruptcies.
                -- Frances Rodman
 
Linux Men Women:  235 of 582

If someone were to ask me for a short cut to sensuality, I would
suggest he go shopping for a used 427 Shelby-Cobra.  But it is only
fair to warn you that of the 300 guys who switched to them in 1966,
only two went back to women.
                -- Mort Sahl
 
Linux Men Women:  236 of 582

If the girl you love moves in with another guy once, it's more than enough.
Twice, it's much too much.  Three times, it's the story of your life.
 
Linux Men Women:  237 of 582

If there is any realistic deterrent to marriage, it's the fact that you
can't afford divorce.
                -- Jack Nicholson
 
Linux Men Women:  238 of 582

If we men married the women we deserved, we should have a very bad time of it.
                -- Oscar Wilde
 
Linux Men Women:  239 of 582

If women are supposed to be less rational and more emotional at the
beginning of our menstrual cycle, when the female hormone is at its
lowest level, then why isn't it logical to say that in those few days
women behave the most like the way men behave all month long?
                -- Gloria Steinham
 
Linux Men Women:  240 of 582

If women didn't exist, all the money in the world would have no meaning.
                -- Aristotle Onassis
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