Linux Men Women

If there is any realistic deterrent to marriage, it's the fact that you
can't afford divorce.
                -- Jack Nicholson

If we men married the women we deserved, we should have a very bad time of it.
                -- Oscar Wilde

If women are supposed to be less rational and more emotional at the
beginning of our menstrual cycle, when the female hormone is at its
lowest level, then why isn't it logical to say that in those few days
women behave the most like the way men behave all month long?
                -- Gloria Steinham

If women didn't exist, all the money in the world would have no meaning.
                -- Aristotle Onassis

If you are afraid of loneliness, don't marry.
                -- Anton Chekhov

If you are looking for a kindly, well-to-do older gentleman who is no
longer interested in sex, take out an ad in The Wall Street Journal.
                -- Abigail Van Buren

If you give a man enough rope, he'll claim he's tied up at the office.

If you marry a man who cheats on his wife, you'll be married to a man who
cheats on his wife.
                -- Ann Landers

If you MUST get married, it is always advisable to marry beauty.
Otherwise, you'll never find anybody to take her off your hands.

If you want me to be a good little bunny just dangle some carats in front
of my nose.
                -- Lauren Bacall