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Linux Men Women:  238 of 582

If we men married the women we deserved, we should have a very bad time of it.
                -- Oscar Wilde
 
Linux Men Women:  239 of 582

If women are supposed to be less rational and more emotional at the
beginning of our menstrual cycle, when the female hormone is at its
lowest level, then why isn't it logical to say that in those few days
women behave the most like the way men behave all month long?
                -- Gloria Steinham
 
Linux Men Women:  240 of 582

If women didn't exist, all the money in the world would have no meaning.
                -- Aristotle Onassis
 
Linux Men Women:  241 of 582

If you are afraid of loneliness, don't marry.
                -- Anton Chekhov
 
Linux Men Women:  242 of 582

If you are looking for a kindly, well-to-do older gentleman who is no
longer interested in sex, take out an ad in The Wall Street Journal.
                -- Abigail Van Buren
 
Linux Men Women:  243 of 582

If you give a man enough rope, he'll claim he's tied up at the office.
 
Linux Men Women:  244 of 582

If you marry a man who cheats on his wife, you'll be married to a man who
cheats on his wife.
                -- Ann Landers
 
Linux Men Women:  245 of 582

If you MUST get married, it is always advisable to marry beauty.
Otherwise, you'll never find anybody to take her off your hands.
 
Linux Men Women:  246 of 582

If you want me to be a good little bunny just dangle some carats in front
of my nose.
                -- Lauren Bacall
 
Linux Men Women:  247 of 582

If you want to be ruined, marry a rich woman.
                -- Michelet
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