Linux Men Women

If you are looking for a kindly, well-to-do older gentleman who is no
longer interested in sex, take out an ad in The Wall Street Journal.
                -- Abigail Van Buren

If you give a man enough rope, he'll claim he's tied up at the office.

If you marry a man who cheats on his wife, you'll be married to a man who
cheats on his wife.
                -- Ann Landers

If you MUST get married, it is always advisable to marry beauty.
Otherwise, you'll never find anybody to take her off your hands.

If you want me to be a good little bunny just dangle some carats in front
of my nose.
                -- Lauren Bacall

If you want to be ruined, marry a rich woman.
                -- Michelet

If you want to read about love and marriage you've got to buy two separate
books.
                -- Alan King

If you want your spouse to listen and pay strict attention to every
word you say, talk in your sleep.

If you wish women to love you, be original; I know a man who wore fur
boots summer and winter, and women fell in love with him.
                -- Anton Chekhov

In buying horses and taking a wife shut your eyes tight and commend
yourself to God.